Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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