So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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