Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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