My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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