Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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