Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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