Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
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Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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