i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I am one with the molecules
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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