No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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