I've blown a few things in my day
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I have post one night stand depression
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