I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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