You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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