I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
i wish my penis had a tongue
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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