dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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