did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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