if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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