I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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