i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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