have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
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I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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