I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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