Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
i just had sex bonerless
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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