I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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