You're so nebulous sometimes
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
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I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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