everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
it glows. i had to have it.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
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I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
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