So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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