I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize