even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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