You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The uberlube is also flammable
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Randomize
