ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
