Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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