If i could tip my vagina, i would.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
so much tequila, so little girl.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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