...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Randomize
