Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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