when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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