i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Did I show you my penis last night?
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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