Moan for me like Helen Keller
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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