Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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