I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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