nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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