you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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