In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
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I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
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I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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