First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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