i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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