she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
time to smoke my breakfast
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make