Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.