did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
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Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS