maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
