We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
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I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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