you win again, gameday.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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