just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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