I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
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His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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