What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
