Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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