Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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