the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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