just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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