i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
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Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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