This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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