We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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