But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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