this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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